Delicious Uncertainty
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Want my status with you
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Thursday, August 30, 2012
I got dumped.
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I thought he was gay. He worked in Designer Handbags and wore tight pants and fitted vests and showed me pictures of the vegetarian lasagn...
Saturday, July 14, 2012
I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it.
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I didn't discover curves. I uncovered them.
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Friday, June 29, 2012
Mother Teresa? Not likely
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I've been volunteering at a daycare. If you know me at all you'll realize how ridiculous this is. I'm about as into babies a...
She messed with the wrong makeup whore
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One of the good things about not working for Nordstrom anymore is that now I get to be one of the customers catered to instead of one of the...
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
I'd like you so much better if I'd never seen your penis
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I have always wished that I could stay friends with an ex. I've met those girls. The ones who stay buds with their old flames. T...
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